Pit i to je Amerika 3

21. September 2007, 18:06 UhrAnn Arbor, USAbas se lako pamti

Vec neko vreme “sakupljam” tekstove sa nalepnica koje moji sugradjani imaju na kolima.

  • …and you think Reagan was a moron…
  • A Village in Texas Is Missing its Idiot
  • After we bring democracy to Iraq, can we have a little here?
  • Be nice to America or we’ll bring democracy to your country.
  • Bush on Mars, Peace on Earth.
  • Dissent is the highest form of patriotism
  • Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
  • Don’t blame me, I didn’t vote for him.
  • Don’t blame me, my vote didn’t count.
  • Don’t Pray In My School and I won’t Think In Your Church
  • Feel Safer Now?
  • Freedom isn’t free. In fact, you have to be really rich
  • Friends don’t let friends vote republican
  • Frodo failed. Bush has the ring.
  • George W. Bush. The best reason for Canadian citizenship.
  • God bless America but fuck the assholes who run it.
  • God bless America shouldn’t mean god damn everybody else.
  • GW Bush. How dumb is too dumb?
  • Has anybody seen my civil rights?
  • He wasn’t elected Sept. 11 either!
  • I don’t have to like Bush to love America
  • I know what you did last election
  • I love my Country. I hate it’s leaders.
  • I think, therefore I’m dangerous
  • If You Are Not Outraged, You Are Not Paying Attention
  • If You Didn’t Vote… Don’t Complain
  • Ignorance and arrogance is bad foreign policy
  • Ignore Your Rights and They’ll Go Away
  • Impeach Bush. Torture Cheney.
  • Imperialism: A way of life worth bombing for!
  • In Bush you trusted, now we’re busted.
  • In order to insure the quality of your patriotism, your conversation may be monitored.
  • I was against Bush before it was cool
  • Just because he’s a lame duck doesn’t mean he can’t still fuck up the world.
  • Liberty and justice for all. Offer not available in some areas. Prices subject to change.
  • Live well, laugh often, and never vote republican.
  • Milosevic, Fujimori, Bush: pioneers in electoral innovation
  • No, you can’t have my rights. I’m still using them.
  • Proud to be American. Ashamed of my president
  • Re-elect Bush because you’ve waited for Armageddon long enough!
  • Silly me. I thought this was a free country.
  • Some people are just too stupid to be President
  • Stop Mad Cowboy Disease
  • Stop World War W
  • Stupid people deserve a stupid president.
  • Support our troops. Bring them home alive now!
  • Support our troops. We’ll need them to overthrow our government.
  • Support the troops. Impeach Bush.
  • The Patriot Act: Turning citizens into suspects since 2001.
  • Think! It’s not illegal yet
  • War is expensive, peace is priceless.
  • War is terrorism with a bigger budget.
  • We’re making enemies faster than we can kill them.
  • What exactly are conservatives conserving?
  • Why let terrorists destroy our freedom when the government does it so well?
  • Without dissent it’s not America
  • Would somebody please give Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him.

Grupa ljudi sakuplja novac da zakupi bilboard na kome ce staviti tekst Impeach Bush. Sediste im je u onoj pekari :)
Pit i to je Amerika 1

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18 comments:

  1. Sasha, 21. September 2007, 21:26

    Aaaa… sve bolji od boljeg!!!!! Ali evo da izdvojim ovaj : In order to insure the quality of your patriotism, your conversation may be monitored.

    Ima ih dosta i na internetu. Da sam ja Bus…. e, al’ srecom, nisam:)))

     
  2. what the fuck, 22. September 2007, 2:51

    After we bring democracy to Iraq, can we have a little here? jedan od boljih, mada su svi dobri

    i ovaj : A Village in Texas Is Missing its Idiot! :)

     
  3. ominotago, 22. September 2007, 5:00

    nema sanse da se ovde izdvoji nesto! kako pogledam, ovaj mi je dobar zbog ovog, onaj zbog onog i tako se samo vrtim u krug, srecom pa se ujedno i smejem! :D nego, ocu i ja tamo, tu kod tebe ;)

     
  4. mikosava, 22. September 2007, 6:42

    ann arbor

     
  5. Suzana, 22. September 2007, 9:48

    I was against Bush before it was cool :D moj favorit…
    Stupid people deserve a stupid president. i ovaj naravno ;)

     
  6. seka, 22. September 2007, 10:21

    Evo i od mene jedan predlog:

    ,,Bus, zajebi ratove, izdrzavaj malo moju zenu,,

     
  7. bas se lako pamti, 22. September 2007, 11:33

    @Sasha:
    probaj da kad zoves banku ili sl., da onome ko ti se javi kazes “this call may be recorded for quality control purposes”. neverovatno je kako se ljudi pogube :) @wtf:
    ja najvolem Don’t Pray In My School and I won’t Think In Your Church :) @ominotago:
    smejanje u krug :) @mikosava:
    5 bambija za mikosavu :) @Suzana:
    nisam ni sumnjao :) @seka:
    taj ti je dobar :)

     
  8. Suzana, 22. September 2007, 17:02

    :D ali pazi, ovaj drugi je internacionalni!

     
  9. ebaka, 22. September 2007, 19:39

    Ne zna ti baka te stranske jezike, al kad su ‘45. amerikanci došli iznesem ja njima pitu i kažem - pita! a oni samo gledaju… e, ni pite šta je ne znaju…

     
  10. bas se lako pamti, 22. September 2007, 22:52

    @Suzana:
    jeste, jeste :) @eBaka:
    ne zna baka jezike, ali dobro pamti :)

     
  11. etotako, 23. September 2007, 5:03

    ovo je fantastično!

     
  12. seka, 23. September 2007, 8:08

    evo za ebaku jedan link, deda
    http://dedaborblog.blog381.com/

     
  13. Sasha, 23. September 2007, 21:03

    Hahaha… e pazi kad hocu. Evo sutra cim budem opet zvala Western Union to cu da im kazem. Juuu jedva cekam.

     
  14. bas se lako pamti, 23. September 2007, 21:46

    @etotako:
    tnx :) @seka:
    deka za baku :) @Sasha:
    mnogo je dobra fora :) obicno im treba par sekundi da dodju sebi :)

     
  15. Sasha, 24. September 2007, 20:50

    Prvo dramska pauza. Onda zbunjeno :

    -Errr…Hello?
    -Hello.
    -Hello?
    - I said, this conversation may be recorded for quality control purposes.
    -Ma’m?
    -Yes?
    -Are you recording ma’m?
    -I may be.
    -Can I help you with something ma’m?

    :)))

     
  16. bas se lako pamti, 24. September 2007, 23:26

    neverovatno je koliko se ljudi zbune cim uradis nesto sto nije deo uobicajene procedure ;)

     
  17. emigracija, 2. October 2007, 9:48

    Moja omiljena bumper sticker je u obliku onih “support ribbons” koja kaze: “I support bumper stickers makers” :)

     
  18. bas se lako pamti, 2. October 2007, 11:44

    @emigracija:
    dobar :)

     

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