Pit i to je Amerika 3
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- …and you think Reagan was a moron…
- A Village in Texas Is Missing its Idiot
- After we bring democracy to Iraq, can we have a little here?
- Be nice to America or we’ll bring democracy to your country.
- Bush on Mars, Peace on Earth.
- Dissent is the highest form of patriotism
- Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
- Don’t blame me, I didn’t vote for him.
- Don’t blame me, my vote didn’t count.
- Don’t Pray In My School and I won’t Think In Your Church
- Feel Safer Now?
- Freedom isn’t free. In fact, you have to be really rich
- Friends don’t let friends vote republican
- Frodo failed. Bush has the ring.
- George W. Bush. The best reason for Canadian citizenship.
- God bless America but fuck the assholes who run it.
- God bless America shouldn’t mean god damn everybody else.
- GW Bush. How dumb is too dumb?
- Has anybody seen my civil rights?
- He wasn’t elected Sept. 11 either!
- I don’t have to like Bush to love America
- I know what you did last election
- I love my Country. I hate it’s leaders.
- I think, therefore I’m dangerous
- If You Are Not Outraged, You Are Not Paying Attention
- If You Didn’t Vote… Don’t Complain
- Ignorance and arrogance is bad foreign policy
- Ignore Your Rights and They’ll Go Away
- Impeach Bush. Torture Cheney.
- Imperialism: A way of life worth bombing for!
- In Bush you trusted, now we’re busted.
- In order to insure the quality of your patriotism, your conversation may be monitored.
- I was against Bush before it was cool
- Just because he’s a lame duck doesn’t mean he can’t still fuck up the world.
- Liberty and justice for all. Offer not available in some areas. Prices subject to change.
- Live well, laugh often, and never vote republican.
- Milosevic, Fujimori, Bush: pioneers in electoral innovation
- No, you can’t have my rights. I’m still using them.
- Proud to be American. Ashamed of my president
- Re-elect Bush because you’ve waited for Armageddon long enough!
- Silly me. I thought this was a free country.
- Some people are just too stupid to be President
- Stop Mad Cowboy Disease
- Stop World War W
- Stupid people deserve a stupid president.
- Support our troops. Bring them home alive now!
- Support our troops. We’ll need them to overthrow our government.
- Support the troops. Impeach Bush.
- The Patriot Act: Turning citizens into suspects since 2001.
- Think! It’s not illegal yet
- War is expensive, peace is priceless.
- War is terrorism with a bigger budget.
- We’re making enemies faster than we can kill them.
- What exactly are conservatives conserving?
- Why let terrorists destroy our freedom when the government does it so well?
- Without dissent it’s not America
- Would somebody please give Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him.
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Pit i to je Amerika 1
Aaaa… sve bolji od boljeg!!!!! Ali evo da izdvojim ovaj : In order to insure the quality of your patriotism, your conversation may be monitored.
Ima ih dosta i na internetu. Da sam ja Bus…. e, al’ srecom, nisam:)))
After we bring democracy to Iraq, can we have a little here? jedan od boljih, mada su svi dobri
i ovaj : A Village in Texas Is Missing its Idiot!
nema sanse da se ovde izdvoji nesto! kako pogledam, ovaj mi je dobar zbog ovog, onaj zbog onog i tako se samo vrtim u krug, srecom pa se ujedno i smejem!
nego, ocu i ja tamo, tu kod tebe 
ann arbor
I was against Bush before it was cool
moj favorit…
Stupid people deserve a stupid president. i ovaj naravno
Evo i od mene jedan predlog:
,,Bus, zajebi ratove, izdrzavaj malo moju zenu,,
@Sasha:
@wtf:
@ominotago:
@mikosava:
@Suzana:
@seka:
probaj da kad zoves banku ili sl., da onome ko ti se javi kazes “this call may be recorded for quality control purposes”. neverovatno je kako se ljudi pogube
ja najvolem Don’t Pray In My School and I won’t Think In Your Church
smejanje u krug
5 bambija za mikosavu
nisam ni sumnjao
taj ti je dobar
Ne zna ti baka te stranske jezike, al kad su ‘45. amerikanci došli iznesem ja njima pitu i kažem - pita! a oni samo gledaju… e, ni pite šta je ne znaju…
@Suzana:
@eBaka:
jeste, jeste
ne zna baka jezike, ali dobro pamti
ovo je fantastično!
evo za ebaku jedan link, deda
http://dedaborblog.blog381.com/
Hahaha… e pazi kad hocu. Evo sutra cim budem opet zvala Western Union to cu da im kazem. Juuu jedva cekam.
@etotako:
@seka:
@Sasha:
obicno im treba par sekundi da dodju sebi 
tnx
deka za baku
mnogo je dobra fora
Prvo dramska pauza. Onda zbunjeno :
-Errr…Hello?
-Hello.
-Hello?
- I said, this conversation may be recorded for quality control purposes.
-Ma’m?
-Yes?
-Are you recording ma’m?
-I may be.
-Can I help you with something ma’m?
:)))
neverovatno je koliko se ljudi zbune cim uradis nesto sto nije deo uobicajene procedure
Moja omiljena bumper sticker je u obliku onih “support ribbons” koja kaze: “I support bumper stickers makers”
@emigracija:
dobar