Je l’ da da se lako pamti?

Ima vec par godina kako izbegavam da gledam filmove kojima u Genre polju pise Comedy/Romance. Nekada sam gledao sve i svasta, a sada mi to nekako dodje kao gubljenje vremena. Pre bih citao nesto. Cak mi i blejanje u Starbucksu zvuci korisnije. No dobro, neki put nema vrdanja, pa mora da se gleda. Elem, gledao sam pre par dana Knocked Up. Film je iznenadjujuce (bar meni) dobra komedija (bice par citata kasnije) i cak bih se usudio da vam ga preporucim.

Ono sto je na mene ostavilo najjaci utisak u filmu je da su dva lika gledali Cirque Du Soleil dok su bili high on ’shrooms. Kada sam prvi put gledao Cirque Du Soleil pomislio sam covece, ovo bi bilo strava gledati kada si naduvan. Usledila je konverzacija koja je isla otprilike ovako.

- Covece, mislim da bi bilo strava ovo gledati kada si naduvan.
- Hm, odlicno zapazanje. Mislim da si skroz u pravu.
- Mogao bi da se razmotri predlog, a?
- Mogao bi, mogao bi. Samo…
- Sta?
- Ima tu jedan problem.
- Kakav problem?
- Ja budem uzasno, ali uzasno, gladan kada se naduvam.
- (smeh)
- Morao bih da kupim neku pizzu ili tako nesto, pa da ponesem.

Nisam duvao jos od studentskih dana, ima tome nekih 8-9 godina. Medjutim, cenim da bi se za ovaj projekat vredelo ponovo aktivirati

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Ben’s Dad: I love you. You’re the best thing that ever happened to me.
Ben Stone: I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
Ben’s Dad: Yes.
Ben Stone: Now I’m starting to feel a little sorry for YOU…

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Dr. Pellagrino: [after staring at Allison's vagina for the gynecology appointment] Wow, you do look like your sister!

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Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I’m ready to fuckin’ rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin’ pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I’m gonna fuckin’ lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin’ stuffed animal!

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Alison Scott: I was drunk!
Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?

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Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Jason: I had the chicken pox THREE times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben Stone: We don’t have the heart to tell him it’s herpes.
Jason: It’s not herpes if it’s everywhere.

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Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison Scott: You’re not going to fuck me like a dog.
Ben Stone: It’s doggie style. It’s just the style. We don’t have to go outside or anything.

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Jill: Oh, no, we’re not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah.

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Sadie: Where do babies come from?
Debbie: Where do you think they come from?
Sadie: Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there’s blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your button falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.
Debbie: That’s exactly right.